- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
- I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- (To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well) "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
- Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
- My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
- There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
- They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
- Which one of the Spice girls are you?
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