Pickup Lines  

Posted by Nasir

20 Which one of the Spice girls are you?

21 Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

22 This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

23 Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

24 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

25  Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

26 Do you want to see something swell?

27 I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!

28 Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

29 Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

30 I just (censored) pooed into my pants. Can I get into yours?

31 Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic wand.

32 Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

33 I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

34 Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you submit to an inspection

35 If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

36 You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

37 Beww BEWWW That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

38 Are you Natasha, my contact?

39 You're so hot, your Boootay is on fire.

40 You know, when you and I get old and our son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."

41 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

42 You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!

43 Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3

44 Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

45 Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

46 (Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "hot" written on your forehead?

47 My name is Justin. Justincredible.

48 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

49 Be unique and different, just say yes.

50 Can I flirt with you?

51 you have more curves than a race track.

52 Do you know karate? your body is really kickin.

53 Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house

54 I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

55 Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

56 The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

57 Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

58 Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

59 If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

60 Are you like Pringles?